Zoëtry Montego Bay Jamaica reviews
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Way Beyond Expectations!
N9395YHbryanl on Mar 16, 2024
We had seen a few negative reviews prior to traveling to Zoetry, but from the property, to the staff, to the food, and the service, it was a flawless vacation. The property itself is beautiful, with spectacular views and ameneties. It's a small, quiet, and beautiful resort. The room was wonderful and well kept. Housekeeping was done daily before noon, and they came and went without us even knowing. The beverages in the room were stocked every afternoon. The food was very good at every meal. The menus for breakfast and lunch are the same daily, but have plenty of variety, and we tried most of it! And whatever you do, don't miss out on Jerky Joe's!! Amazing beach side jerk pork or chicken with Red Stripes! You will meet new friends at Jerky's! For dinner, there are two restaurants, and the menu changes daily. Jason our butler made sure we got the dinner menus every afternoon so we could decide where to go. The food was authentic and delicious. Service was always friendly. If you've been to Jamaica, you know that dining service is usually slow (island time), but we did not have one meal that took longer than here at home. Jerky's was not "fast", but hey, your feet are in the sand, and the view is unbeatable, so just get another Red Stripe! Poolside service was exceptional, including getting loungers set up. Yes, poolside loungers are limited, but we got down there before 9AM every day and never missed out. Bar service poolside and even on the small beach meant we never had to move if we didn't want to. The loungers were the best we've had at any resort. Polo lounge was a fun stop to shoot some pool (with the staff!) and enjoy meeting folks. The Harmony bar was small but charming, and Barbara was always ready! Overall, we could not have been more pleased. If you're looking for a busy, non-stop activity-loaded week, don't go to Zoetry. If you're looking for a chill, quiet, relaxing week in a beautiful place with attentive service----get to Zoetry. We will be back!
Lovely Resort and Amazing Staff!
Alisha C on Mar 15, 2024
It was my frist time at a resort and my boyfriend and I really enjoyed our stay. The room was beautiful, with a great view, and the property was relaxing and secluded. I must say the food left some room for desire but the kitchen would always be accommodating. My favorite part was the staff. They were all very friendly and attentive, especially our butler Sheldon! He went above and beyond to ensure we had a great stay and that we always had whatever we needed. He was really kind and always responsive. He also decorated the room beautifully for my birthday. Over all we had an awesome experience!
Honeymoon Bliss
Jennie S on Mar 14, 2024
My husband and I enjoyed our honeymoon and had a fantastic time. The staff are all very friendly and most will go out of their way to make sure you get everything you want. Our butler Sheldon did great and even had a special surprise for us on our last day. Food was great and drinks were amazing throughout our stay. Loved the feel of a smaller and more intimate resort, by the end of our stay we knew most of the staff and other guests staying here. Just a heads up that most of the cardio equipment in the fitness center is self powered meaning you have to pedal for about 30 seconds before the screen turns on. Love from a fellow cardio enthusiast :)
Zoetry Spa
Marie K on Mar 12, 2024
Michael gave me the best message of my life!!!! I love how old and vintage this place is. Brings you to a whole different dimension. If you are looking for a relaxing getaway in paradise you want to go to Zoetry Montego Bay. Adults only! Thank God!
Quiet, relaxing, elegant vacation complete with traffic noise and embarrassing massage cancellation
lisacT3786FO on Mar 12, 2024
Pros- Room upgrade. Beautiful master suite Butler Sheldon is wonderful. Use in lieu of, your room service apps. Bed comfortable Beach and pool lovely Food delicious Drinks wonderful Small intimate bar is nice too! BEST - walk to the end of the resort and go to the jerk stand. Lovely woman and the food is amazing. Bring a drink from the bar or grab a beer from her. Very quiet, relaxing, no crazy music and ratty people you were at the pool and Beach. The traffic seems to disappear. Planes don’t bother me. Room. Gorgeous!!!! Cons Terrible traffic noise. Too close to road and downshifting trucks. Never stops. You hear it in your room constantly. Huge trucks downshifting. Awful. Pool. Save your seat the night before or get up at 6 AM. Massage. Was told I was getting a complimentary 50 min massage by our butler. Got canceled by our Butler because we didn’t sign up for the timeshare tour. I wouldn’t have taken it if I KNEW that was the case. We were really looking forward to it and had even upgraded it. VERY DISAPPOINTED I’ll be updating this review as we go. Massage cancellation as we were sitting by the pool was by far the most disappointing and borderline humiliating for us, and our Butler Our Butler was clearly canceling our appointment as the timeshare lady was giving it to somebody 10 feet away, who was signing up another couple for the timeshare. I felt bad for him, but I wish he would’ve been honest upfront. Updates to come.