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Our first experience at Hedo was mid-average. But we plan to go again just to see if it can win us over. Pros: -You can truly be yourself. No judgements! -Had my favorite liquor, Disaronno. -Whenever they run out of liquor at a bar, they replace it quickly. -The wait time at the bar was very quick. -Most (not all) staff were very nice and accommodating. -Our room fridge was kept stocked. Cons: -The buildings are old and can use some updates. -There were cats in the open, outside restaurants. And they kept coming on our balcony. This was by far the worst of the vacation for me. For one, I am allergic to cats and for two, I am terrified of them. They would walk around inside the outside restaurants. I even saw 1 guest feeding a cat from the buffet. We also couldn't 'enjoy each other' on the balcony because they would show up there. -The glasses at the bars were visibly dirty (or just old and have permanent smudge marks). -The pizza place is on the nude side. So you had to get completely nude to go to that restaurant. Not fun if you're just craving something to eat and thats the only place open. I wish it was more centrally located on the resort. -No sweet wine like Moscato or Riesling. -There were people constantly walking through the resort on the beach, asking you to buy things. These were people that were not guests at the resort. They just could walk the beach since it was considered a public beach. It got annoying when you have seen them several times and they are interrupting 'your special time'. -Our TV didn't work. It only got 3 channels. They tried to fix it with no luck.

Absolutely. I think the review should highlight how great the overall experience was, but give O’Neill a special shoutout by name because what he did was above and beyond. I had an AMAZING birthday trip and truly had such a beautiful experience! From the staff to the food and hospitality, I felt so welcomed and taken care of throughout my stay. I especially want to recognize O’Neill, the Kitchen Manager. I mentioned how much I wanted to try the oxtails, but unfortunately, oxtail night was scheduled after I would already be leaving. I wasn’t expecting anything to come of it—I was simply disappointed that I would miss them. To my surprise, O’Neill went out of his way and had a special batch of oxtails prepared for me the night before I left! ?? That small act meant so much to me. He didn’t have to do it, and I never asked him to, which made the gesture even more special. O’Neill was incredibly kind, hospitable, and thoughtful, and it’s people like him who turn a great vacation into a memorable one. Please make sure he receives recognition for going above and beyond for a guest. I have to shout out Garfield too for the free private Tennis lesson. He helped clean up some of my form and taught me skills that I will never forget. I had an unforgettable birthday experience and will absolutely be returning. Thank you for making my trip so special! ??????

My experience was amazing. The perfect vacation for me and my girl. We had a great time, the staff was very friendly and accommodating. The drinks excellent and the food was delicious. Special thank you to Mr. O’neil the kitchen supervisor who went out of his way to make extra oxtails for my girlfriend and I after we missed it because it was served on after our reservation ended. Really appreciated that. And also want to thank the dive masters and dive instructors for their professionalism and coolness. BlessUp

this was our 2nd visit to hedo after a gap of several years Unfortunately the hotel is now a little out dated and could do with some TLC for most of our trip the hotel was very quiet so much co that the management decided to close the main buffet restaturant for a few days with out informing guests for the last couple of days there was no TV reception in the rooms the rooms like the rest of the venue could do with an upgrade touch of paint cameras and phones are banned in certain areas due to the nature of the venue but a day/night guest had to be reported to reception as he was wondering around with not 1 but 2 phones and also fully dressed in a nude area on the plus side the food and drink choices were plenty full and top shelf the entertainment staff are the best weve seen in any hotel we have ever stayed at

I was originally scheduled to visit Hedonism II with my wife for our second trip, but due to a family emergency, I ended up traveling solo while she stayed behind. Arrival and Transportation I arrived in Montego Bay around 11:20 am and was very impressed with the immigration process. They have several self-service kiosks where you scan your passport and take a photo; the machine prints a slip with your info, which you show at two checkpoints. I was out of the terminal by 11:40 am—a very efficient system. I booked a transfer through Viator with Ricardo Taxi, and my driver was waiting for me outside with a sign. We hit the road by 11:48 am in a clean, well-maintained vehicle. Hedonism is about 45 miles west of the airport, and the drive offers scenic views of the ocean and mountains, mixed with glimpses of local towns. The main hurdle is passing through Lucea, about 30 miles from the airport; the road conditions there are poor, which can add 20 minutes to your trip depending on the time of day. My driver had a rather aggressive driving style speeding at 70 to 80 mph in a two lane road, and made two stops—one to check his phone and another to pee on the side of the street—which pushed the total travel time to nearly two hours. The Resort & Accommodations Check-in was quick, and I was pleasantly upgraded from the Prude side to a Garden View room on the Nude side. While the room itself was clean, the "garden view" was largely just a wall and a few palm trees, which was a bit disappointing, nothing to see from the room. Dining There are three main restaurants: Pastafari (Italian): This was my favorite. The lasagna was absolutely delicious. Japanese Hibachi: The hibachi steak and sushi were average. Flame: Located by the beach, this spot offers a great small buffet, or you can order off the menu. The jerk chicken and fries were solid. Entertainment and Atmosphere I really enjoyed the nightly themed shows. The cast of about 12 performers was talented and sexy, making every night feel special. The Wednesday night show, Fetish Night, was easily the best and featured the most incredible performance I’ve ever seen. The Prude side pool is decent and sits directly across from the beach. However, the Nude side pool is the best place to chill; it has a swim-up bar and serves good casual food like pizza, burgers, and jerk chicken. The nudity offers a sense of liberty and freedom you can’t find elsewhere. The Nude side pool opens at 10:00 am, closes in the evening, and reopens at 11:00 pm. After 11:00 pm, you’ll definitely see some "hot action," especially in the jacuzzi and the open-door playroom located nearby. Final Thoughts The all-inclusive package provides plenty of variety for food and drinks throughout the day. Overall, it’s a great place to relax and enjoy the environment. As a single man, you can have a great time if your intentions are to relax and enjoy the voyeurism, but if you expect to be "hooking up" everywhere, you might be disappointed—this place is truly built for couples. For couples, it can be paradise on earth, a place to reconnect without life's distractions and explore adventures not possible anywhere else. I’m looking forward to bringing my wife next time. I’m also glad I decided to purchase a permanent stone with our names on it to commemorate the trip.